imperfectlovesong:

imsomeguy1:

imperfectlovesong:

i thought the “AND THE CROWD GOES HOME” style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

but why there is no reason to do that 😀😁😃😄🙃😁😀😄😃🙃😄🙃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😀😁😀🙃😄😀😁😃😁😃😄😃😉😀😉🙃😃😃😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😃🙂😁🙂😄🙃😄😃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😁😀😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄🙂😁😃😄🙃😄😀😄😃😃🙂😁🙃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😀😀😄🙃😄🙂😃😃🙃😄😀😃😗😄😀🙃😗😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀😄🙂😄🙃😃😀🙃😃😄😀🙃😀🙃😀😄😃🙃😀😁😃🙃😁😀😄🙃😁😃😁😀🙃🦍😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😃😁😀🙃😄😃😄😃😁😃😄😃😄😀🙃😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄

sioltach:

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Reading this like it’s someone running up to me on the street and saying this and then exploding

toskarin:

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

egberts:

identifying cars in posts could very well be lying but how would we know? only the chosen one can identify cars

thevillainousvultrex:

punkitt-is-here:

pixelbit5:

punkitt-is-here:

transformers are so cool

Literally that one ep of transformers prime where optimus fights nemesis prime in the middle of some government facility in nevada

I love when I make shit up to be funny and then actually I’m a prophet gifted by apollo

Not just that but he DID fight himself in the og cartoon! Like literally just another him. I think it also happened twice where one was controlled telepathically by megatron and the other was just starscream

identifying-cars-in-posts:

kerri-the-skunk:

gremmlingamer:

@identifying-cars-in-posts

wikipedia dot com

mirakurutaimu:

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

stonerzelda:

lokiindistress:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

You’re laughing. They’ve disrespected the pouch and you’re laughing.

meholdingontonothing:

gonna start a rumor that it’s actually okay to be excited about stuff on the internet

play-now-my-lord:

california dmv plate: “POTENT CUM”

Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES

DMV: HE’S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK

Verdict: APPROVED

the-grand-author-ne:

azrakon:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

domina-honoribila:

hellohowyme:

dinosaurnews:

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

rollhistory:

rollhistory:

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!