supergameboytwo:

catmask:

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

charlesoberonn:

thatbuggygirl:

Happy Pride!

hollowtones:

That’s awesome. I will begin training your dog to fire a deadly ray beam & soon you will know this is the last message you have sent.

dyke-terra:

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

fleetways:

softanxiousatmosphere:

I was looking for batteries then asked my mom where to find them my mom says it’s in the drawer “look for the sonic” me confused asked again sonic ??? it’s that the name of the battery?? my mom again says no it’s the one with the picture of sonic the hedgehog, I will bless everyone with a picture of it

magnetothemagnificent:

Transphobes aren’t attacking bathrooms randomly. It’s not about protecting women and children, it’s about preventing trans people from participating in public life.

Access to toilet facilities are essential to being able to participate in public life.

It’s why society was so reluctant to introduce public bathrooms for women, because before that all public bathrooms were for men only.

It’s why society was so reluctant to desegregate toilets for Black people.

It’s why society was and is so reluctant to create disability-accessible bathroom stalls.

If a person can’t access a toilet, then it’s extremely difficult to impossible for them to participate in society.

So, the best way to exclude a group of people from society without putting up a literal sign saying “x group of people not allowed” is to prevent them from accessing the bathroom.

c3rvida3:

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Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

electricslug:

electricslug:

SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

SKILL ISSUE

marlynnofmany:

cat-with-no-name:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

trickstertime:

heroofthreefaces:

fadeverb:

roach-works:

averysoftsheep:

candygarnet:

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they toke

replace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

twobrokenwyngs:

twobrokenwyngs:

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

dailyquests:

• Resist the Twitterification of tumblr.

modogoblin:

junkyardzeny:

IMO the real reason manga protagonists sit by the classroom window is so the artist doesn’t need to draw the rest of the classroom

j4gm:

Doing some Minecraft modding and thrilled to discover that bunny rabbits have an attribute called EVIL ATTACK POWER.

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